“Oh, that’ll be a one way trip”

“Those Blorgons nearly peppered our biscuits. We got out just in time”

“Surprise motherfucker!”

“I’ve always wanted a two-headed goat”

“I know because I built it”

“Totally mathematical!”

“I’m surrounded by dwarves! What are they doing here?”

“Did you know that I’m riding this elk backwards?”

“Do you believe in time travel?”

“I’m going to The Island”